The Internet rainbow

Back in the day, the 90's actually, I can remember sitting at my desk at school on a hot summer afternoon, picking old chewing gum off my seat and scratching the results of someone's picked nose off the table top with my blue shatterproof chewable ruler, bored out of my wits, wondering when the time would come that we could magically know the answer to anything…
Well that time is here, but some of the answers have been, well odd to say the least and, even disturbing…If you go down to the woods today your are in for a farking BIG SURPRISE…

The Internet is the new all Seeing Eye, all? Really? So it has a beginning, but not and end then? Surely not? And where does it end? I hope it doesn’t end with… Boytaurs!

Before I contine please let it be known that I found this by complete accident and believe it to be the most disturbing thing I have ever seen, ever…yes worse than the time that I saw a bergie/boemalaar take a caramel coloured dump against a wall of a bottle store in Cape Town in broad daylight, by lifting her leg and hooiking up her skirt….

Boytaurs are the end result of Photoshop. They're like centaurs, but rather than having a horses backside, they have an extra set of human legs….go on google it if you dare…
I can only presume that some sick twisted individual overdosed, died, went to some strange place and then fell on an electrical wire to revive him…there is no other explanation.

Other places in the cyber world I try and avoid are sci fi crazies, porn loonies (well mostly) , and religious freaks…

Some sites are crazier than a snakes armpit, but are generally harmless. Take Men's Long Hair Hyperboard as an example: It’s a place for men to discuss growing, washing, brushing, and wearing long, luxurious locks. Many of the posts take on a defiant tone and mention things like "fighting the good fight," which, we assume, means not getting a haircut.

Here is a brief expert of the plight of a poor longhaired soul…

Hello all,
I have a big problem. My hair look shiny and pretty healthy but... when I touch it , it feel dramatically DRY ! Especially on the end.
I have tried many things but didn't work...
Here is my routine:
Gently brushing my hair before washing it -> baby shampoo (that mustn't be hard with hair right?) -> a lot of conditioner -> cold rinse -> towel dry a bit -> hair dry.
Once dry I put a small amount of olive oil in my hair and I gently finger comb and brush my hair gently.
You who have soft hair please help me…. unhappy face…LOL

Oh and to answer the original question…I do not know where the Internet superhighway begins or ends… A Google search on how many sites on the internet? Netcraft put the total of sites on the net at 182 million in 2008, but this is no place to be conservative…I got 120,000,000 pages all claiming to provide the answer alone…
Hell Paris Hilton can be seen on 46,400,000 million pages, Obama features on 79,500,000 pages, and the topic of news fetches 2,610,000,000 results, but I will keep in mind that there is a difference between web pages and a web site!

I suspect that waiting at the end of the Internet rainbow would not be some little leprechaun with a pot of gold…well no ordinary leprechaun anyway, he might have four legs, long hair, rant on about his deity, and be a Trekkie, but I would still like to think that he might just say 'top of da morning too ya' and 'tirty tree and a turd'…I am not ready for the other stuff just yet!

Have a nice weekend and be careful how you go…