Friday, July 10, 2009

More Bull


Holiday downer of the day…Pamplona bull gores man to death.
A bull gored a man to death during the world famous Pamplona run on Friday, piercing his neck, heart and lungs with its horns in front of thousands of tourists.
Witnesses pulled on the tail of the bull in a bid to get it away from the Spanish man who was thrown into the air by the animal, television footage showed…one for Youtube then no doubt…
He could be seen curled up, but motionless on the ground.
The festival, in which about a dozen bulls are released each morning to run from their corral over an 825-metre (900-yard) course to the bullring, causes injuries every year as tourists, dressed in white with a red neckerchief, sprint in front of the animals.
Talk of death among thousands…

I don’t want to jump on the Michael Jackson bandwagon, but with the horror show that was his memorial service, what with his coffin in the centre of the stage the entire time, as instructed by his parents to be like Dianna –since when did memorial services become so damn competitive?
I think child loving star should have given the world what they really wanted to see…An open coffin! Yeah go on OPEN IT! OPEN IT! Should have been the chants from the audience as they drowned out the sound of a very whiney Mariah Carey.
The world would have wanted to see Mikey’s face one last time…surely!

Just a little more on my colleague: He was once chairman of the Hypnotherapy Association.
This time I had to speak up, I for one was mesmerised! I said to him: “Listen here…er pal…look into my eyes, look into my eyes, you are getting very sleepy… ha ha
Before my little experiment could take effect, our resident he-man added that being a qualified acupuncturist, he is said to often perform acupuncture on himself…oh the needle of the man…time to stick a pin in his inflated…
Have a nice weekend...

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