Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Sticks and stones


OK this is getting ridiculous – the latest on my colleague…He trained as a fireman! And effing fireman, and he has even saved people from burning buildings…of course he did, how could we doubt him.
Judging by the size of his belly, he thankfully gave that career up long ago – he looks like a baseball hitter now - fat and sweaty.
He also knows J.K Rowling and appeared in one of her books – Head of the truth telling ministry no-doubt.

In other news:
Armed robbers attacked a South African football stadium built for the 2010 World Cup after an international rugby match with the touring British and Irish Lions.
The robbery took place on Tuesday at the sports bar of the new Nelson
Mandela Bay stadium in the coastal city Port Elizabeth after the Lions beat the Southern Kings 20-8, said police spokesman Marinda Mills.
Two men entered the bar on the stadium's fifth level and pointed a firearm at workers selling alcohol, took money and ran away, she said.
"The police were alerted. We closed the stadium and started searching for suspects. Four adult males were taken for questioning but released yesterday evening."
Mills blamed the company tasked with searching spectators.
"People were not searched properly, a firearm was brought in," she said.
The match was the first official sports event in the 48,000-capacity stadium, the first of five new World Cup stadiums to be completed.


How very bold and daring, entering such a busy place. I am going to stick my neck out and say that some of the stadiums builders could be involved…Our robbers are so bored of hitting the same spots over again that they cannot wait for somewhere new to pinch from.

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