Like a kick to the groin

Footballer David Beckham is the most suitable role model for children, according to a survey of British adults.
Not sure what that says about Britain then? more ems than Scouser Steven Gerard in an interview with Sky Sports after a footie game.
What about the good old days when men were men and women were men…Churchill, Maggie Thatcher (forget golden balls, balls of steel), Lord Horatio Nelson? Hello…the guy had one eye and lost an arm for the cause for goodness sakes…Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rules the waves!
Can you imagine David Beckham going down in folklore as a dominant leader who took Britain to the top of the pile again…er I think not, although a five foot something with a very gay name and even more gay hat had France in the running for a while…
By contrast, the least suitable idols were Homer Simpson, the slobbish, beer-swilling dad, followed by foul-mouthed chef Gordon Ramsay and British Prime Minister Gordon Brown. Now hang on a dang minute…Homer is a great role model…he is great dad, loves his kids, he loves beer, we all love beer, and most of all he adores Marge and provides for his family…
Beckham was rated a "very good" role model by 19% of those surveyed and "good" by 36%.
In second place on the list was David Cameron, the leader of Britain's main opposition Conservative Party..It gets worse then! He is the twat who rides everywhere on a bicycle and who looks like the kid who was bullied at school for being, well a twat.
More than 2,000 people were quizzed for the research, which was carried out online in March by Opinium Research.
But lets get back to Becks…the loveable rogue with a squeaky voice…least people forget that he had an affair with Rebecca Loos, who jerked off a pig… and he has been caught on a dozen occasions eyeing out the LA Laker girls…great role model then.
Metro sexual role models here we come…I bet becks spends more money on grooming products than the set of Sex and the City, and more time in the bathroom than his wife, who cant even see herself in the mirror when she is facing sideways, except all the fake bits…so that would be her lips, her tits and her ass!
Anyway this is making me sound jealous, so I had better stop here. In his defense the man does know a thing or too about football, and marketing…so kudos to him, but role model…I would say more model!So who is my role model I hear you all ask…my diplomatic answer would be moms who raise their kids, doctors who save lives, nurses who make sick people feel better, fireman who save lives, policeman who brave the streets, wives who walk away from their abusing husbands, the list is endless…